The scum of the neighborhood

Yes, that is our house. The worst looking house on the whole street. Our grass is dead, the bushes are overgrown and the rain gutter is halfway hanging off the house. The paint is chipped, the carport roof is slanted. We have barky dogs. We never mow the lawn (Its all weeds. Dead grass, remember?) because we don't have a mower. I feel like I should make a big sign for the front lawn that reads "I am a renter. I know the house looks like poop, but I don't own it SO THERE." Maybe that would make the passerby-ers stop judging me.